Good Clean Love Vanilla Chai body candy

Vanilla Chai body candy smells AH-MAZING! A very spicy vanilla that I just adore. It really bothers me that this was as far as my like went for this. The nice smell was the only thing that really stood out for me with this product. Written on the back of […]


Hitachi Magic Wand

The Hitachi Magic Wand is a vibrating muscle massager that has  long been commandeered by many seeking greater orgasmic fulfillment. I had often wondered what the big deal was, I mean seriously; it’s huge, everyone says it’s really loud, it only has 2 speeds and I might have forgotten to […]


Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla personal lubricant

When I smell Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla personal lubricant, I think of cookies. That’s right, I said COOKIES! That makes me happy. I love associating lube with a happy feeling ( and cookies definitely make me very happy!). It makes me more likely to use it when it doesn’t […]


Siri by LELO

Siri by LELO is simply a wonderful little gem of a toy.  It fits into the palm of my hand, the buttons are exactly where I would want them to be and it is so easy to use. Siri can be used on your clit or labia, if you so […]


Encounter: Ultimate Anal Lube

Today our review is brought to us by the amazing people at Lucky Bloke. This is some AMAZING lube. I didn’t really have high hopes for it, as many lubes claim so much, but I was willing to give another lube a try. Boy, was a shocked when this lube […]

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Advanced Risqué Dual Teasers

This month’s selection from the CalExotics Sexpert program is the Advanced Risque Dual Teasers. The dual teasers are independently controlled dual massagers that are available in black, purple and blue. The bigger bullet  or standard sized teaser has 5 speeds, while the smaller bullet has 5 levels of vibrations/pulsations and […]

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Master Suspension Cuffs by ASLAN

While these cuffs are comfy and made of high quality materials, they easily cut off circulation, making for an extra painful time. The hardware is zinc plated steel, instead of stainless steal; so it can hold up to a lot of heavy play, but has the ability to rust. The […]


10 Function Tantric Chakra Massager

Here we are again, in my seemingly unending quest for the perfect sex toy. We turn our minds and bodies to the bullet vibrator. A bullet vibrator can be used on your clit or inserted vaginally. I prefer to use my bullets on my clit. Sometimes I use it during […]


Fishnet Stud Trim Babydoll

While deciding what I wanted to say about this piece of lingerie, I found out that it is listed under a different name. On the Eden Fantasys website, it is listed as the Fishnet Stud Trim Babydoll. Through Coquette, it is listed as Perfectly Plus Babydoll & G-String #1079 . I personally find […]


Icicles #12

Erotic Toy Town was gracious enough to offer me this Icicles #12 to review, because they knew about my quest to own them all….like Pokemon “Gotta Fuck ’em all, Gotta fuck ’em all…ICICLES!” That’s how it goes, right? I let them down by taking too long, and I sincerely apologize for […]

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